Weekend Recap

well i started drinking on friday and today is sunday and im sitting by the computer with a budlight right beside me.... nothing like beer for breakfast lunch and dinner (this is a liquid diet i could get used to) and yea a cig for desert... is it just me or does smoking and drinking just go hand in hand with one another? its like it feels better but anyways Happy Birthday to my boy Marc and if people called me this weekend im sorry i was really drunk and i might have said it was my moms birthday but i got mixed up with the M's so my bad.oh i took my test for the pearl harbor thing again cause yea i needed to take it again for some odd reason but it was hella easy like before and hopefully i get that job and become a welder. for those who dont know what a welder is its a person that buts to pieces of material together and makes it one. ok thats it for today and i will see you soon.

                                   I Got A Good Joke!!!!

There were two white men and one black man and they had all gone to hell. The devil said, "If you put your dick in my hand and it melts I will let you go."

So one white man did it and it melted so the devil said, "Alright you can go."

The other white man did it and it melted so the devil said, "Alright you can go too".

Then the black man did it and it didn't melt.

So the devil said asked, "Wait a minute how come yours didn't melt?"

The black man replied "because chocolate melts in you mouth not in your hand."

                                A Touching Movie

i was scrolling through the net cause i was supper bored when i got home last night and i came across this video in Korean, i know alot of people have most likely already seen it but its really moving and it made me tear alot (ok ok i cried) and i just wanted to put it up for people to see too, well just click on the link below its 8 minutes of your time.oh yeah i almost forgot you need Windows Midea Player to view it hehe.

http://www.thewarpzone.net/kiss_woman.asf

                              What A Night What A Night

My Brothers felt Rad and Regan felt bad for me cause they noticed im not my happy little self anymore, last night we were BBQin it up at my brother thems house and they had some friends over, we just ate and had a good time with 20 people and everyone bringing there own 12 packs and some brought there whole case we was like holy crap we can finish all the beer so me and my brothers and a few other guys decided to tank it to get rid of it fast. so as the night winds down we only have 7 of us Regan, Rad, JR, Grant, Allan, Melvin, Eddie and myself and we still had a shit load of beerso JR comes out with this crazy idea "We Go Strip Club"  and everyone was down so i was like ok ill go, keep in mind everyone is 23 to 35 so me being 20 im the baby of the group, so we went to exotics first and they said hey its 21 and over so we were like ok, next we went to electros, and score Grant knows the owner so i got in, wow it was pretty mean, so we were sitting down and this girl comes out dancing and i was like "this chick is hott.... better give her a dollar" as i got closer the girl turned around and she says hi Randon long time no see and gives me a big hug, i was all drunk so i was like why is a stripper huging me, as she let go i tried hard to see her and i was like oh wow Ebony how the hell are you, i dont know what the hell i saw a girl naked that i used to go to elementry with and i was just slapping myself and thinking i should have talked to her more in elementry cause she so hott now, she was beautifull with 2 l's. well yea todays mothers day so happy mothers day to you mothers take care and Jah Bless 1 Luv.

                                         Joke Of The Day

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"

"Yup, shore am!"

"How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."

The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"

                    Man Brooke Burke.... I would love to use my dart on her hahahaha.

well today was fun i got to spend time with my granny cause shes living with us now, i swear she is the cutiest thing cause she so little like 87 pounds and shes so cute when she talks, we went to Kahala Mall and the Ala Moana and the PearlRidge and then home... basicly we went as far from home and worked our way back, i got something for my mom and for my granny for mothers day, its the same gift but yea one for each of them its like this little necklace thingy, i just dont know how im gonna tell my mom im gonna be a little short with this months rent (im 50 bucks short AHHHHHHHH) but hopefully the gift will kill 2 birds with one stone and she will give me a few more weeks to pay up. oh and my xanga wasnt working today cause yea i dont know why but some stupid ass hole messed it up and i gotta do it over again but its all good, thank god for friends that know how to do this page crap or i would be so lost. well everyone im promoting for the clubs so drop me a line and ill give you a call. thats the news for today peace out.

oh oh oh Joke Of The Day.

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"